Planning a trip soon? Sun; sand; cocktails and yes a little buzz on the side. Taking your favourite toys along can turn any getaway into a full on pleasure vacation. But here’s the catch; travelling with sex toys isn’t just about tossing them into your luggage and hoping airport security doesn’t raise an eyebrow.

So here are some fun, practical, and slightly cheeky travel tips for taking your toys on tour. No stress, no awkward encounters, just pure vacation bliss.

1. Pack Smart (Think Custom Friendly)

Airport security is curious enough without your vibrator setting off alarms. Go for smaller, discreet toys e.g. bullet vibes, suction toys, finger vibrators or anything that looks more like a tech gadget than a pleasure powerhouse.

Tip: Remove batteries or keep toys switched off to avoid mid‑flight buzzes that make everyone turn around like you just smuggled in a beehive. Some versions have a "travel lock" function to prevent accidental activation.

2. Storage Bags (Your New BFF)

That drawstring pouch your toy came with? Use it. Don’t have one? Get a travel friendly storage bag. It keeps things hygienic, organised, and discreet. Plus, no one mistakes your toy for a funky flashlight during random bag checks.

Bonus hack: Add a silica gel packet to keep moisture away because nothing kills the mood like a toy that smells like mildew.

3. Check Local Laws (Avoid the “Pleasure Police”)

Believe it or not, some countries restrict sex toys. Bringing your trusty wand into conservative destinations might land you in an awkward conversation with customs. Quick research before your trip hence no embarrassing confiscation stories.

If in doubt; pack subtle toys or buy something fun when you land. Souvenir shopping, but make it spicy.

4. Clean Before and After (Hygiene is Hot)

Travel = new environments, and that means your toy needs extra TLC (Tender Loving Care). Pack a small bottle of toy cleaner or travel sized wipes. Clean before packing, clean after use because no one wants sand, sunscreen, and unknown bathroom germs on their precious gadgets.

 

5. Lube Love (The Carry On Dilemma)

Traveling without lube? Rookie mistake. But here’s the trick; stick to travel size bottles (under 100ml) so you don’t lose it to airport security. Silicone based lubes last longer, but water based works with every toy so choose your fighter and pack accordingly.

 

6. Consider Power (Will It Buzz Abroad?)

Different countries = different voltage. If you’re packing rechargeable toys, bring a universal adapter. Nothing sadder than unpacking your favourite toy, only to realise it’s a fancy paperweight till you get home.

7. Discretion on Arrival (Hotel Hacks)

Want to avoid housekeeping awkwardness? Keep toys in zippered pouches or inside your luggage when you leave the room. Out of sight, out of mind with no accidental “surprise finds” by strangers.

 

Final Thought – Pack Light, Play Right

Travelling with sex toys isn’t complicated; it’s just about smart packing, a little planning, and a good sense of humour. So go ahead and toss that vibe into your luggage, hit the road, and let your holiday be as adventurous in the bedroom as it is outside it.

Because life’s too short for boring trips or boring hotel nights.